The Princess Channel

Today's Episode: The Princess is singing in her garden in the clouds. Today's Episode: The Princess is staring at the screen, banging out a frantic rhythm. She wants to break the fourth wall! I told Dad about the plot. He said he'd watch with me when he's done working. Dad gets angry when I call him 'Dad.' He tells me to stop being confused. Today's Episode: The Princess ate the poison apple. Now she isn't moving. Today's Episode: The Princess got hungry again. She ate the little dwarf who keeps her company. Season Finale: The Princess slept for a long time, and now she's turned into a ugly green witch. What a trash ending. Dad finally finished work. He looked at the screen, screamed, and smashed the TV.