Protocol: Eden Isle

Welcome to Eden Isle, the world's most exclusive sanctuary for the elite. Here, you will shed your worldly burdens. To ensure your perfect rehabilitation, strict adherence to the **Guest Protocols** is mandatory. 1. **Locomotion**: Do not walk upright on the Great Lawn. Gravity works differently here. Crawl on all fours to remain grounded. We have provided knee pads. 2. **Dining**: Always eat with your non-dominant hand. If you are right-handed, use your left. This helps 'unwind' the mind. 3. **Fauna**: The island is populated by gentle Sheep. You may pet them. However, if you see the Vultures descending, do not interfere. They are merely cleaning up the waste. 4. **The Elephant**: There is **no** elephant on Eden Isle. You may see a large, grey creature standing in the room. You may hear it trumpet. You must **not** acknowledge it. Do not look at it. Do not speak of it. It does not exist. 5. **Doppelgängers**: You might encounter a person who looks exactly like you, weeping or screaming in agony. Do not be alarmed. That is just your Trauma leaving your body. Walk away and let the staff handle it. 6. **Prohibited Topics**: Report any guest who speaks of 'The Tank', 'The Gel', or 'The Wires'. They are suffering from Deep Sea Psychosis and require immediate... correction.