Employee of the Month

During a chaotic night shift, a lowly security guard single-handedly resolved a massive crisis at his facility, dragging several violently thrashing figures back into their rooms. The next morning, the board of directors immediately awarded him a massive salary increase and an executive title. He was escorted to his luxurious new office. As he sat down, the heavy steel door locked from the outside. Dozens of hidden cameras whirred, pointing directly at his desk. A voice came through the intercom: 'Congratulations on the promotion. You never have to go home again.'